![]() Now put down that Justin Timberlake bio-comic and get back on the production line! (2003) here's a whole half dollar for your day's labor. Time to get kids back where they belong - up chimneys, down mines, and tied to the printing presses! If you can pick up a brick to smash a car window, then you can build me a textile factory, son. ![]() That's what a proper childhood's all about isn't it? This is the 21st century after all and these unruly little bastards have been milking post-Victorian sentimentality for all it's worth for way too long. And have to write several titles at once to make a decent living. ![]() I see no reason why children as young as six, seven, or even three shouldn't be allowed to produce corporate comic books to relentless monthly deadlines.That is the moment that I became a super-villain. Tom Peyer phoned me up and read page after page of these insane letters. You know that Doom Force thing I did recently for D.C.? - the pisstake of X-Force, right? Well, eighty percent of the people who sent letters of comment in on the story actually took the thing seriously! They didn't see the joke! It's horrific. I love to work in the comics medium - I really do - and I've realised that a total contempt for the intelligence of the audience is the key to success. ![]()
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